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Here we seek a rest in the shade, some cool water and a little kindness. This blog is dedicated to peace, truth, justice and a post- industrial, post-petroleum illumined world in spite of all odds against it. I very much like the line about the ancient knight (see poem below) "His helmet now shall make a hive for bees" It is reminiscent of "beating swords into ploughshares" a sentiment I heartily approve of. Thank you for visiting ~ I hope you return!

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Friday, January 23, 2009

One liners - an even baker's dozen!

If you don't pay your exorcist you may get repossessed.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

If a man says something in a forest with no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

I tried writing a drinking song, but I couldn't get past the first few bars.

The race for progress has no finish line; so, technically, it's more a death march.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

A will is a dead giveaway.

You're unique and special.........just like everyone else!

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

I couldn't get lucky in a women's penitentiary with a handful of pardons.

Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.

They say gambling is a sin, but I bet you 10 to 1 it isn't.

Did you hear the pope came down with bird flu? He caught it from a cardinal. (OK, ok, it's not a one-liner, but I'm done!)

1 comment:

Deb Yost said...

Heh haroo. Cute! :D
And nice to see you round the old Rosemary Tree, my friend. How have you been?