May the good Padraigh and all the Irish saints pray extra hard for ye this day, God knows ye mought be needing it. Mind ye don't drink more than ye can hold, now. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Sláinte mhaith!
"I blew hundreds of thousands of pounds on women and drinking - and the rest I just squandered." -George Best (footballer)
"It has been scientifically proven that people who don't drink and don't smoke live longer - and it serves them right!" - Moss Keane, Irish Rugby
"Apostles of freedom are ever iolized when dead, but crucified when alive." -
James Connolly, Patriot
"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Oscar Wilde
"Making peace, I have found, is much harder than making war." - Gerry Adams, Northern Ireland Politician